Some of us are quirky people possessed with a unique, offbeat sense of humor that does not always translate well with most people. Such people tend not greet others with the normal warm smile and welcoming “Hello!” but instead may roll their eyes somewhat sarcastically and say “Oh, not you again!” We all know someone like that, or may even be that person. For those fun and quirky curmudgeons out there, Rubber-Cal offers a complete line of unique rude doormats that are sure to raise eyebrows, evince chuckles, and shake heads. These are not your run-of-the-mill traditional mats. These are doormats with an attitude. Utilizing natural coir material alongside rubber and PVC, these unusual door mats are great for scraping dirt and mud off of incoming shoes in order to keep home interiors clean. They offer a degree of protection to the floors that they are placed on. Best of all, these are eco-friendly message mats that are available to cranky consumers at affordable rates!
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“Leave Doormat”
“Leave Doormat”
- A creative gift for family and friends
- Adds natural friction to slippery areas
- Can be used indoors or outdoors in prolonged exposure to sunlight
A Coconut Mat With Attitude: These rude door mats are perfect for the outspoken individual who loves making a loud statement! Nothing says “Hello and welcome” like a warm and inviting “Leave.” Whether you really mean it or secretly enjoy hassling your guests, this is an amusing outdoor door mat to place at your front entrance. Showcase your fun personality with this “Leave” door mat!
So Long Dirt And Grime: The natural coir bristles on the surface of this coconut mat are great for cleaning shoes and boots off. Use the terse coir fibers to scrape away debris and filth stuck in the nooks and crannies of your footwear. While you scuff away the grime, you will witness how effective coir fibers are at catching dirt particles and retaining moisture.
Leave Slips And Falls Behind: With a multifunctional outdoor door mat, you can provide quality floor protection and anti-slip safety in addition to being used as home décor. The backing of the “Leave” door mat is made from 40% PVC (plastic). The PVC backing adds more weight to the coconut mat. Heavier weight offers more protection because these rude door mats will not move around like other feeble floor mats. Instead, they will remain in place and keep your interior floors from getting dirty and slippery.
First, consider the aesthetics of these novelty doormat items. True to form for products that are meant to be rude doormats, they feature offbeat and cheeky messages that may be construed in more ways than one. Ultimately, they are meant for those with a unique sense of humor. They feature designs and phrases like “Go Away!” or “Nice Underwear”. While most other doormats may add a touch of elegance and sophistication to their surroundings, these unusual door mats are meant to add humor to their area’s overall aesthetic value.
Our line of rude doormats is usually made using natural coir material. Coir is a fiber that is extracted from the husks of coconuts. It is a strong material that has been used for centuries in products like ropes. Today, it is put to use in our message mats. Coir is an environmentally friendly material that occurs naturally. The process of making these rude doormats out of coir creates very minimal waste. In one way, having a novelty doormat made of coir will help you reduce the waste in our ecosystem. However, consumers directly benefit from coir products thanks to their affordability. These may be doormats with an attitude, but they show a little more respect to your wallet.
“Not You Again Doormat”
- 5/8” in thickness
- Great for indoor and outdoor use
- PVC backing offers extra protection
- Able to withstand prolonged exposure to sunlight
Sassy! These sassy coco doormats can be used as an outdoor entry mat to let your guests know just how happy you are to have visitors! The external door mats are a creative and inexpensive way to decorate any front entrance or outdoor patio in need of some playful ambiance. Do not be afraid to highlight your quirky humor with this good-natured teasing.
A Silly and Funny Taunt: The “Not You Again” doormat is the perfect home accessory because it will not collide with the exterior of your residence. The non-bleached coir fibers give these coco doormats their beautiful, earthy color. The natural brown color of the coir bristles does not distract from the message stenciled onto the external door mats. Instead, your visitors will be instantly drawn to the surface of the “Not You Again” doormat. Give your guests a good chuckle by placing this outdoor entry mat at the front entryway!
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Coir is great for interior home protection against outside debris. The rude doormats that use coir in them are better able to prevent dirt, mud, rocks, and other outdoor contaminants from being tracked inside your home. These message mats function very well as shoe and boot scrapers. The rough coir fibers can reach into the nooks and crannies of various types of footwear in order to flush out debris. The fiber materials stick onto the debris particles, keeping them trapped in the body of the novelty doormat until it is cleaned away. This helps ensure that all incoming footwear is clean before coming indoors.
These rude doormats also guard against another very common foe: moisture and UV rays. Since these doormats are meant to be placed outdoors, it only makes sense that they should be able to handle all the rigors of the environment. Rainfall and sunlight are the most common hazards faced by these message mats. Thankfully, coir is a natural material that can handle the elements. It has a natural rate of resistance to both moisture and UV rays. It tends to dry away water without allowing it to form any microbial byproducts like mold and mildew. The coir in these rude doormats can resist the discoloring and cracking that normally comes along with exposure to UV rays.
Some rude doormats are known to come with a backing made of either rubber of PVC. This backing material is meant to provide a base support for the mat as a whole. More importantly, however, it is meant to provide further protection to the floors underneath the mat. Some degree of weight is normally expected to be on these unusual door mats on a regular basis. The backing on some of these rude doormats, either rubber or PVC, is meant to guard against that weight. It provides an extra barrier between heavy weights and sensitive surfaces. Additionally, it serves as a base for collecting debris that has been scraped off of footwear. This is to help keep the debris trapped on these message mats so that they can be cleaned off easily.
Even the rudest and quirkiest of people will be able to see the strengths of these novelty doormat products. These may be doormats with an attitude, but they are eco-friendly and very affordable. They will protect the interior harmony of a home by scraping outside debris off of incoming footwear. The coir will keep the dirt and mud trapped within its fibers. They also exhibit excellent endurance against environmental conditions like rain, snow, and harsh sunlight. While these rude doormats protect your home and save you some money, they will be sure to catch the attention of whoever happens to come by the house.